September22014

undermycroftsumbrella:

kingshezza:

"sir arthur conan doyle didn’t write them as a couple"

SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE ALSO DIDN’T WRITE THEM IN 21ST CENTURY LONDON USING CELL PHONES WITH MARY MORSTAN AS AN ASSASSIN AND IRENE ADLER AS A LESBIAN DOMINATRIX PLS FIND A DIFFERENT ARGUMENT 

also it was illegal at the time so if i he did write it he’d been dead

(via bbcatemysoul)

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waltdisneysmagickingdom:

When people try to tell me things about Disney like I don’t know

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(via facingyourfailure)

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bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts, via oceansbleed)

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shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

(Source: geizler, via mu5icliz)

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unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via starkid-nerdfighter)

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

(via starkid-nerdfighter)

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livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

(via gayofthorns)

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if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

(Source: rnazerunner, via starkid-nerdfighter)

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